Advertisement for Your BurdenBot by Sam Lesek
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Issue 10 (Spring 2026)
Here for all your psycho-social needs
BurdenBot's new and improved
neo-steel body holds up
against your heaviest confessions;
never crushed by the heart-crushing,
with adamantine-infused mechanical joints
ready to carry your emotional baggage.
Never rusts
never worn down by you,
our scientists have built your BurdenBot
from the lightest metals known to humanity;
you'll never feel like you're weighing anyone down.
BurdenBot's latest version includes
the CaresN'Comforts program pack
featuring the latest telepathic technologies;
when your BurdenBot says
"It will be okay"
BurdenBot's emitted frequencies align
with your brainwaves (so you really believe it)!
Comes with premium self-warming arms
for hug replication,
facial scanner
to predict incoming tears,
and easy-to-personalize dialogue options
to take all the burden
out of human vulnerability.
